Clone High (TV Series)
Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (2002)
Phil Lord: Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth, Genghis Khan
Quotes
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Scudworth : Mr. Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner and look at this place! I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the Mad Sciences from ASU.
Mr. Butlertron : Maybe some overpriced knick-knacks will add a touch of class.
Scudworth : They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Pier and Barrel.
Mr. Butlertron : Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?
[Scudworth pulls out a credit card]
Scudworth , Mr. Butlertron : [together] Shopping spreeeee!
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Shadowy Figure : [menacing] I think this is an issue we should talk about... in person.
Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth : [excited] Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype.
Shadowy Figure : We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house. Next Friday. No dairy.
[pause]
Shadowy Figure : Please.
Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth : Damnit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!
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Shadowy figure : [In video conference with Scudworth] Look, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross-country meet. But that riot was unacceptable!
Scudworth : Unacceptable! Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
Shadowy figure : [Pounds fist on table] Principal Scudworth if you were running this school there would be no riots! Only clone soldiers trained for superior physical and intellectual combat!
Scudworth : [Walking away, giggling to himself] Little do they know I have my own plans for these clones. Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all!
Shadowy figure : [pause] You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.
Scudworth : [Brow arches] So I AM!
Scudworth : [Whispering] Little do they know I have my own plans for...
Shadowy figure : [Interrupting] Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice man! Clone of Karen Carpenter thin! I think this is an issue we need to talk about... in person.
Scudworth : [Enthusiastically] Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Shadowy figure : [Menacingly] We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house! Next Friday! No dairy!
Shadowy figure : [pause] Please.
Scudworth : [Video feed of Shadowy Figures turns off] Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!