Clone High (TV Series)

Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo (2002)

Christopher Miller: JFK, Vice Principal Mr. Butlertron

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• Principal Scudworth : And on this podium, captain of the football team and el capitan of the futbol team, JFK!

  JFK : I can't see due to the glare from Mena Suvari's enormous forehead.

• Marilyn Manson : Next question is for JFK. How do you respond to the criticizm that, unlike Abe and myself, you won't put yourself at risk of physical harm in order to gain approval?

  JFK : That is a uh good question scary androgynous white guy! And I would like to reply by uh taking my shirt off!

  Abe Lincoln : My bare-chested opponent raises a good point but is avoiding the fact that Extreme Blue is mad-packed with all 9 essential nutramites to fortify your x-zone.

  JFK : May I respond to that?

  Marilyn Manson : Yes you may.

  JFK : Abe's a tot muncher!

  Abe Lincoln : Oh yeah? For my rebuttal I'd like to dramatically gesture to this giant death-defying skateboard ramp behind me.

• Mr. Butlertron : Shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan instead of having me gold-plated and lowered?

  Scudworth : Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically-outfitted friend. Why, I watched the first two-thirds of "MC Hammer: Behind the Music" and if there's one thing I learned about money it's that it never runs out!