Clone High (TV Series)

Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo (2002)

Phil Lord: Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth, Genghis Khan

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Quotes 

• Principal Scudworth : And on this podium, captain of the football team and el capitan of the futbol team, JFK!

  JFK : I can't see due to the glare from Mena Suvari's enormous forehead.

• Principal Scudworth : Fine! Whatever! This random *dog* is your new president!

  [student body cheers] 

• Principal Scudworth : [to the Board of Shadowy Figures]  By the by, can I have two million dollars?

  [pause] 

  Principal Scudworth : You know, for dry erase markers and such. They've got some keen new colors... kiwi and... mango...

• Mr. Butlertron : Shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan instead of having me gold-plated and lowered?

  Scudworth : Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically-outfitted friend. Why, I watched the first two-thirds of "MC Hammer: Behind the Music" and if there's one thing I learned about money it's that it never runs out!

• Boy in the audience : [dog wanders onstage after election]  Hey check out that stray puppy!

  Girl in the audience : He's sooo cute!

  Boy in the audience : [dog licks unconscious Ghandi]  And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!

  [audience gasps and cheers] 

  Scudworth : [applause-o-meter breaks]  Fine, whatever, this random dog is your new president.