- Monterey Jack: Uh, no offense, Gadget, love, but are you're sure you're finished?
- Gadget: Sure, I'm sure.
- Monterey Jack: Not like last time?
- Gadget: Oh, Monty, how many times do you think the wings can fall off a plane?
- Monterey Jack: I dunno, you tell me.
- Monterey Jack: [in a Trojan cat with Dale] I've had nightmares about bein' inside cats, but they were nothing like this.
- Monterey Jack: Well, they're all out and if I never see another cat it'll be too soon... Uh, no offense, kid.
- Spunky: 'Course not, Mr. Monterey.