Chico and the Man (TV Series)
Too Many Crooks (1976)
Jacquelyn Hyde: Hooker
Quotes
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Ed Brown : Oh! Pardon me, Miss, I beg your pardon. But can I do anything for you?
Hooker : Funny, Sailor, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
Ed Brown : How do you like that? First time my ship comes in and I've sunk my pier.
Hooker : Poor baby.
Ed Brown : I'm sorry.
Hooker : Who's your friend?
[as she looks at Chico]
Chico Rodriguez : Can I help you, Madame?
Hooker : Don't call me, Madame. I work alone.
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Chico Rodriguez : [Chico, masquerading as the Stocking Bandit, looks at the hooker after everyone else has placed their valuables on the table] You too, Mama. Put your valuables on there.
Hooker : [With her hands raised and without saying a word, she slowly walks over and sits down on the edge of the table]
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Hooker : [In the closing scene, Ed and Chico are discussing how tired they are. They have taken down the all-night-garage sign and agree they both need some sleep. As Ed starts upstairs and Chico heads toward the van, The Hooker pops her head up through the van roof] Hey, Sailor, Can I give you a lift?