Cheers (TV Series)
The Gift of the Woodi (1989)
Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [talking to Woody] I remember when I was courting a certain beauty. I wrote her a poem. It wasn't a great piece of literature, but it expressed my feelings honestly. I recall reciting the last lines when we were sitting on a fire, basking in our love: "Your lips are a flame that consumes me / and the candle that lights my way."
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Frasier, love...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, dearest?
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I never heard that drivel before in my life.
[then dumps cocktail onto Frasier's pants and leaves]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [nervous] I wonder whose lips those were.
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Rebecca Howe : Do you think that you could help me develop a more business-like appearance?
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I'd love to, Rebecca. And may I say, it's about time you asked. There are two approaches a woman can take in turning her look to her advantage. The first is to play upon the male's sexual drive and turn yourself into an object of desire. I have opted for the second.
Rebecca Howe : What's that?
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Scaring them stupid.