- Carla LeBec: Sam, I gotta get this over with. Listen, there's something I gotta ask you and I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
- Sam Malone: What is it?
- Carla LeBec: Would you come to dinner at my house tonight?
- Sam Malone: Hey, I thought we were friends.
- Annie Tortelli: [about being pregnant] I'm going to be twenty in two years. I can hear my biological clock ticking.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [about slumber party pranks] According to my patient, when the first person falls asleep, the others take her underwear, dip it in water, and then put it in the icebox for an hour to freeze it solid.
- Carla LeBec: Or they could let you wear it for ten minutes.
- Sam Malone: [talking about Carla] She was complaining she's missed out on all that teenage stuff. You know - homecoming, proms. What if we do something to take her back to her teen years?
- Rebecca Howe: Like get her pregnant?
- Cliff Clavin: Nah. That's been done to death.