Cheers (TV Series)
Second Time Around (1986)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A.
Woody Boyd : Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds.
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Justice of the Peace : [during Frasier and Candi's wedding ceremony] If there is any person present who knows a reason why this couple should not be united, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Diane Chambers : I do.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Right phrase, wrong wedding.
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Candi Pearson : I'm Candi.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, so I see from your necklace, Candi with an 'I'.
Candi Pearson : Well, I used to spell it with a 'Y', but nobody ever took me seriously, so then I switched it to an 'I', you know, like Gandhi.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, yes, I understand that's why he did it.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : So, how do you like Cheers?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Well, it seems adequate for its purpose. But I have a feeling that you only brought me to this place to surround yourself with people you know and I don't.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, yes. But what's more, I thought that we might have a drink or two thereby lowering our inhibitions a bit, and enabling us to go back to your place and have a physical encounter of some sort.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Well, we won't.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I appreciate your candor.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : No you don't.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You're right. I feel like striking you.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Your attempt at machismo is totally inadequate. You can't even make eye contact.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly I've grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.
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Candi Pearson : Anyone ever tell you you've got a cute forehead?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Frankly no, but I've been told I have acute anxiety.
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Diane Chambers : Please tell me if I'm wrong, and I'll be forever silent.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You're wrong.
Diane Chambers : [immediately whines] No I'm not.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and use the little boys' room.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Why does a grown man feel the need to euphemize?
Woody Boyd : Well, he did drink that beer awfully fast.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : If they can put a man on the moon, why can't we put metal in the microwave?
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Candi Pearson : I don't know what you think this is all about, but, I just came here 'cos Sam said you were a nice guy, and you were down in the dumps, and I thought maybe we could talk a little bit, and have a couple of laughs.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Fine, we've had that. You've done your charity work for the evening.
Candi Pearson : Charity work? You really are a sad case. How a guy with such a great forehead could get so messed up.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Um, wait... er, the least I can do is give you a ride home. I'm going in your direction.
Candi Pearson : Which direction?
[Sounding a little worried]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Out.
Candi Pearson : [Relieved] Ah... thank you Frasier.
[Gives him a little kiss on the lips]
Candi Pearson : You're sweet.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Say, you know I just realized I'm feeling kind of hungry - would you like to get some food?
Candi Pearson : Ohh, food, my favorite!