Cheers (TV Series)

Mr. Otis Regrets (1990)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Carla LeBec : [about Sam sleeping with Rebecca]  Did you ever think this day would come?

  Sam Malone : As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt here, Carla. Behold the sealed envelope. Please open it and read the contents.

  [Sam hands an envelope to Carla, who opens it and reads its contents] 

  Carla LeBec : "I, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19, 1990." When did you write this?

  Sam Malone : This morning. I write a new one every day.

• Woody Boyd : I'm advertising for a roommate. My landlord just raised my rent.

  Sam Malone : Why don't you just move?

  Woody Boyd : Are you kidding, I love my neighborhood. It's so quiet there. Especially since the gangs started using silencers.