- John Allen Hill: Right now, I'm entertaining two hundred elderly women from the Daughters of the American Revolution.
- Sam Malone: Giving them a first hand account, John?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [lovingly] There is nothing like a good cigar.
- [Frasier lights up the cigar in his hand]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And this is nothing like a good cigar.