Cheers (TV Series)

Crash of the Titans (1991)

Keene Curtis: John Allen Hill

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.

  John Allen Hill : Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Say, is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?

  John Allen Hill : Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.

  John Allen Hill : Shrike.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Bullet-head.

  John Allen Hill : Slattern.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Hatchet-face.

  John Allen Hill : [in a friendly tone after he looks at his watch]  Well, must be off. Till next Monday.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [to Norm and Cliff, admiringly about Hill]  He's good people.