Cheers (TV Series)

A Kiss Is Still a Kiss (1987)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• [Rebecca and Woody are across the customer-filled bar from each other] 

  Rebecca Howe : [yells across the room with a piece of paper in her hands]  Woody. What's this message: "Urgent, see Woody".

  Woody Boyd : Oh, right. Ryan from the escort service called. Said there was a mistake in the booking and couldn't make it tonight. Said to be discreet about it. That's why I wrote the note that way.

• Woody Boyd : Oh boy, I need change for this fifty.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : You need change? Maybe I can help you, huh?

  [he whips out a wad of one-dollar bills] 

  Woody Boyd : Great!

  Cliff Clavin : Hold it, hold it...

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Oh, come on guys, give me a break, I'm a reformed man.

  Norm Peterson : Oh yeah? Maybe you wouldn't mind if we monitored this little transaction?

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, yeah.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Wouldn't mind at all.

  [Norm and Cliff hide their keys and wallets before approaching Harry] 

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : [to Woody]  'kay, you need fifty bucks?

  [starts counting out the bills] 

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Here's one, two, three, four five. Norm, what time is it?

  Norm Peterson : Eleven.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. My watch must be fast, I've got eleven twenty-five. Twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight. Cliff, you have not aged a day. How old are you?

  Cliff Clavin : Thirty-nine.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Thirty-nine! Forty, forty-one, forty... wait. You can't be that old. What year were you born?

  Cliff Clavin : Forty-seven.

  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes : Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. There you go barkeep.

  [hands the bills to Woody, who hands Harry the fifty dollar bill]