- Piper Halliwell: What, What's going on, who is this?
- Paige Matthews: Well, uhh this is your birthday present... haha... from me, although you know Phoebe helped
- Piper Halliwell: The breakfast?
- Paige Matthews: Noo, the muchacho
- Piper Halliwell: haha, wait, you what, you, you hired a guy for your birthday?
- Phoebe Halliwell: No, we would never hire a guy for your birthday.
- Paige Matthews: We MADE him... Magically
- Phoebe Halliwell: uhh, you know what this is Paige's present for you, mines the surprise birthday party