- Prue Halliwell: I am so sick of the fact that I've been saddled with the two of you my entire life.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Whatever, I'm leaving.
- Piper Halliwell: Oh, sure, you're such an immature brat! You leave every time you can't hack something.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Well, there's nothing keeping me here now, is there?
- Prue Halliwell: Oh, well, I see that you've inherited dad's talent of bailing.
- Phoebe Halliwell: That's because the two of us couldn't deal with living with the two of you.
- Piper Halliwell: Well, at least I'm not so stupid I had to do college twice.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Well, at least I actually had the courage to go back to college. What's the matter, Piper? The real world too much for you? I am so sick of the two of you ganging up on me and judging me.
- Prue Halliwell: I am so sick of saving your asses.
- Piper Halliwell: I'm sick of being taken for granted and those are mine.
- [pulls off Phoebe's earrings]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Ouch! Bitch!
- [sisters fight using their powers on each other; the design on Book of Shadows pulls apart breaking the sisterly bond in the Power of Three]
- Prue Halliwell: What happened to our powers?
- Leo Wyatt: That's what we have to figure out. Let's start with your little "tiff".
- Piper Halliwell: Well, that's a bit of an understatement. It was big.
- Leo Wyatt: How big?
- Prue Halliwell: Um, do you remember Pearl Harbor?
- [Prue pantomimes an explosion]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Hey, guys, what's going on?
- Prue Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: Shut up!
- Prue Halliwell: You know what? I am so sorry that I didn't check with you about your stupid little club, I was too busy being the only witch concerned about the triad.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Sisters, what has gotten into you two?
- Prue Halliwell: By the way, you owe me for a car tow and a tank of gas, you little leech!
- Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry. Is it gang up on Phoebe day and nobody told me?
- Piper Halliwell: News flash! The world does not revolve around Phoebe.
- Prue Halliwell: Yes! So while you get to spend the night screwing the DA, we are stuck picking up your crap.
- Phoebe Halliwell: [Phoebe is infected with rage] What's the matter, Prue? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring?
- Prue Halliwell: Oh, yeah! There's a lot to be jealous that I am still living off of my sisters.
- Piper: Leo, you obviously don't have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something and then suddenly you're arguing about who stole whose Malibu Barbie in 1979.