- Chris Perry: What can I do to get you two over the hump here?
- Phoebe: Try saying this - it always works for Leo - "Your power comes from your emotions."
- Paige: Or, or what about this - "Trust the Power of Three."
- Phoebe: Or how about this one - "I'm gonna go check with the Elders." Do you actually think he checks with the Elders?
- Paige: No. He probably just orbs to a sports bar and buys his buddies rounds of drinks. "Yeah, my wife thinks I'm Up There. Here's to the Elders."
- Piper: Time for a morality check. Leo did not give us this power so we could form armies or love cults.
- Piper: Apparently it's one of my powers to keep an eye on you. What is going on here?
- Paige: Oh, I'm just building an army. I figured what better way to smite the titans than with hordes of demons, right?
- Piper: Wrong. All of you, out.
- Demon: We answer only to our liege.
- Piper: I see.
- Paige: They're very loyal. And you know what? I don't know why I was wasting my time studying witchcraft when I clearly should've been earning my general stripes. Hmm.
- Piper: I said go! *Now!*
- [ground shakes]
- Paige: What'd you have to do that for? I had followers!
- Piper: You can't have followers. None of us can. Now, come on, before I unleash my wrath on you.