Charmed (TV Series)

I Dream of Phoebe (2004)

Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : I've been calling for you all week. Didn't you hear me?

  Chris : For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on "mute".

• Phoebe : You can't just pop in here from the future and play with people's lives because your big brother picked on you.

  Chris : He picked on the WORLD, Phoebe.

• Phoebe : I feel so bad.

  Chris : As well you should. If we don't do something soon, I can end up half fireman instead of half Whitelighter.

• Phoebe : You're the one that split them up. And why did you split them up?

  Chris : Leo had to become an Elder to make room for me as your Whitelighter. It was the only way I could protect Wyatt from turning evil.

  Phoebe : You're unbelievable ! I mean, most kids who are the cause of their parents divorce actually feel guilty. And you're sitting here like it's part of your master plan !

  Chris : I'm sensing some real issues there.

• Piper Halliwell : [Phoebe appears as a blonde genie]  You look ridiculous!

  Phoebe : I feel ridiculous.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, how am I supposed to get back to Greg now with this?

  Phoebe : Is that all you care about? Would you look at me? I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror? Look. And why do I always get stuck with the wig?

• Phoebe : I never hit on you, did I?

  Chris : What? No!

  Phoebe : Oh, thank God.

• [Large diamond earrings appear on Paige's earlobes.] 

  Phoebe : [to Jinny]  Did you do that?

  Jinny : No, but they are lovely. Who conjured them for you?

  Paige : My boyfriend, Richard. He's been showering me with gifts all week.

  Phoebe : I thought you were gonna talk to him about binding his powers?

  Paige : I have... but every time I bring it up, I just get another present. Luxury problem, I know ! But still.

• Jinny : [about the demon Bosk]  You cannot handle him. Nobody can. He has a flying carpet and an army of forty thieves.

  Phoebe : Thirty-eight. I vanquished two.

  Paige : Let me guess. He wanted a crew and a nice ride?