- Leo Harris: You're him, aren't you? Huh? Sammy?
- Sammy Davis Jr.: Yes.
- Leo Harris: Sammy Davis Jr.?
- Sammy Davis Jr.: Yes I am.
- Leo Harris: [laughs and pounds his fist on sofa] I knew it, I knew it!
- Sammy Davis Jr.: It's amazing that you recognize me, 'cause most people take me for Paul Newman.
- Sammy Davis Jr.: [having just met his new 'bodyguards' Kris and Sabrina] I think I'm gonna love danger.
- Andy Price: I am telling you, that guy is not Sammy Davis. His name's eh, eh, Brewster or something.
- Georgie: Eh, Brubaker!
- Herbert Brubaker III: I told you.
- Georgie: [grinning widely] He told us.
- Sammy Davis Jr.: You know the reason why that man is in a lot of trouble? Because that poor schlub happens to look like me. That's the only reason I feel terrible about it.
- Altovise Davis: Oh take it easy, babe, it's not your fault that he looks like you.
- Sammy Davis Jr.: Hey look, I know it's been kind of heavy for both of you cats for the last few hours, so why don't you go home and collapse, huh?