- John Bosley: [the Angels have just practiced their first stunt jump] Well, I am very impressed.
- Julie Rogers: Drop dead.
- [punches him in the arm]
- Kelly Garrett: Twice.
- John Bosley: I thought you weren't speaking to me?
- Kris Munroe: [to Bosley] Why don't you call Kelly in the dressing room?
- Julie Rogers: Also, get her back here. It's no fun getting abused without her.
- John Bosley: I must say that after just one week at Big Teddy's stunt school, you two have certainly acquired the look.
- Julie Rogers: You too.
- John Bosley: Me?
- Julie Rogers: You've acquired the look of someone who's been stuffing his face while we're sweating our buns off!
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Angels, I'm having second thoughts about you three being stunt women as your cover.
- Julie Rogers: [sighs] I think it's a little late for second thoughts, Charlie.
- [sits down with a groan]
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] I take it you've picked up some bruises?
- Kris Munroe: You know the area between your left elbow and your left shoulder, Charlie?
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] That's where it hurts?
- Kris Munroe: No, that's where it doesn't hurt.
- Julie Rogers: Oh Kelly, you were so brave to go first!
- Kelly Garrett: What do you mean 'brave'? We drew straws and I lost.
- Julie Rogers: I... cheated.
- Kelly Garrett: [taken aback] Oh, how could you do that?
- Julie Rogers: Fear. Simple fear.
- Jake Webner: 'Marion and her Merry Maids'. Well, you're a pretty maid. You know that don't you?
- Kelly Garrett: And you sure are a fine figure of a man.
- Jake Webner: Oh, she speaks with sweetly blessed lips and each word flies like tender doves on the morning air.
- John Bosley: I have kept my ear to the ground, so to speak. And guess what I came up with?
- Julie Rogers: A flat ear?"
- John Bosley: [unamused] Funny.