- Alec Witt: I only work here.
- Kelly Garrett: Photographer?
- Alec Witt: No, actually, I only carry these around to accent my wardrobe.
- [indicating his cameras]
- Jill Munroe: Is St. Clair a Scorpio? You know, it's really a cycle time for Scorpios right now.
- Charles Townsend: [on speaker phone] Scorpio or not, Jill, St. Clair is a solid suspect.
- John Bosley: All of our prime candidates have alibis for the time of the murder.
- Kelly Garrett: So our assignment is to shoot at the alibis until we find one that leaks?
- Jill Munroe: You know I really appreciate you're letting me work today. I hope that I'll be able to pay you back.
- Heinz Brandon: I did not buy your services. I do not buy women.
- Jill Munroe: Oh, that's not what I meant at all, I really was just hoping we could be friends.
- Heinz Brandon: I have no friends.
- [leaves]
- Candy: [referring to Heinz] That dude digs nobody honey, just pens.
- Michelle St. Clair: [pouring herself a drink] I had enough of that little tramp Dana when she was alive, sugar. I mean somebody's playing a lookalike Hallowe'en joke on you. Or aren't you bright enough to know it?
- Kevin St. Clair: Look, I have a very important show to get ready and I don't need any more hassle from you.
- Michelle St. Clair: Why are you doing this to me? You know I can wear Dana's things.
- Kevin St. Clair: You will wear what I want you to wear, deary.
- Michelle St. Clair: [raises her voice] She is not going to wear it! You're not gonna let her wear it, I'm gonna tear it off of her!
- [storms off towards Kelly]
- Kevin St. Clair: I foresee a long and happy relationship for just the two of us.
- Kelly Garrett: Because I look like Dana Cameron?
- Kevin St. Clair: I have affairs with all my models, didn't anyone tell you that?
- Kelly Garrett: I guess they didn't.
- Kevin St. Clair: So it really doesn't matter who you look like.
- Kelly Garrett: Oh, I like subtle men, Mr. St. Clair.
- Kelly Garrett: Do you think you can coral Woodman?
- Jill Munroe: Ooh, faster than Roy Rogers!
- Kelly Garrett: Roy Rogers?
- Jill Munroe: Yeah, in my tomboy years, I was a real Roy Rogers freak. Ah, do you know when Trigger died, they stuffed him!
- [laughs]
- Jill Munroe: Is nothing sacred anymore?
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, it wasn't Woodman, that's for sure. Jill was with him and I was following them.
- Kelly Garrett: Where'd you leave him?
- Jill Munroe: My house. I said I had a headache, he didn't push it.
- Kelly Garrett: Gosh, you're over the hill at 24?
- Jill Munroe: [laughs] Very funny.
- [turns to Sabrina before she can speak]
- Jill Munroe: You shut up!
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Sorry I'm missing the flick, Angels, I've heard it's educational.
- John Bosley: [Bosley and the Angels are watching a rather tame dirty movie] A marvelous training film for the sado-machochistic set, Charlie.
- Jill Munroe: There's some great chains, if you're into chains, Charlie.
- Sabrina Duncan: You know, if you had been a couple of seconds later I would've been defiled by that creep.
- Kelly Garrett: Now, that's the first time I've ever heard you complain about that.
- Sabrina Duncan: Hey, he wasn't exactly Robert Redford, you know. If he had been Robert Redford, I might have said 'defile away'.
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] Now I'm going to have to hurry along, Angels. Work, work work.
- Sabrina Duncan: Another case, Charlie? Gee, I thought you just finished one.
- Charles Townsend: I did, and the last one really took a lot out of me.
- Charles Townsend: [cut to Charlie sitting in a hot tub while a woman in a pink bikini climbs out of a pool and into the tub] But something else just came up, and you know how I put my heart into my work. Bye, Angels!
- Sabrina Duncan, Jill Munroe, Kelly Garrett: Goodbye Charlie!
- Jill Munroe: I guess we're in.
- Kelly Garrett: In this menagerie, I don't know if that's a good news or bad news.
- Charles Townsend: [re Heinz] Jill, what do you think about him as the killer?
- Jill Munroe: Well, I like Heinz. I know he's a little bit strange, but...
- Sabrina Duncan: That's what they said about Jack the Ripper.
- Jill Munroe: Oh, I forgot my bag.
- Kelly Garrett: I thought you were gonna take a memory class to stop forgetting things.
- Jill Munroe: Oh, that didn't work out too well. I kept forgetting which night the class was!
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, folks, I have a dinner date with Alec tonight. If he's the strangler, maybe I can make myself his next victim.
- [nervous chuckle]