- Dinsmore: [to Sabrina] See, all I gotta do is press this button, and just like a television set, you go off. Boom.
- Clint Murdock: [on phone] I'm in a hospital, you're gonna have to come by and pick me up.
- Earl Jackson: [on other line] Are you crazy? You're hotter than a ten dollar pistol. I'm not about to get near to you in a public hospital.
- Kelly Garrett: [aiming a gun at Brown & Michaels] I'm gonna ask quick, and I want a quick answer. And I'm in no mood for any cute stuff. Where's Murdock?
- Sabrina Duncan: [pretending they got betrayed by Kris in front of their captors] She sold us out!
- John Bosley: You mean Kris pulled a switch?
- Sabrina Duncan: Yeah, well, what does she care? She hardly knows us.
- John Bosley: I begged Charlie not to hire her!
- Kris Munroe: [removing the belt of explosives from Sabrina's waist] There you go, color coordinated again!
- Kris Munroe: [to Bri] Would you like something to eat?
- John Bosley: No, no, no. You starve a cold, you feed a fever.
- Kris Munroe: I thought it was 'feed a cold and starve a fever'.
- Kelly Garrett: Well, she has both, so we can go either way.
- Dinsmore: Now... this here, is a, heh, this is the 'weenie'. This is a remote control device that can make this explode within half a mile. And all I have to do is press this button here, and then this whole belt just goes boom. It's my Boom-Boom belt.
- Fred Michaels: How did you know where to find me?
- Kris Munroe: [posing as an aspiring country and western singer] Oh, Mr. Murdock called you one time from my apartment so that your number was on my bill. So I used that number to get your address, and then your landlady told me I could find you here.
- Fred Michaels: [chuckles] When you quit singing, you can go to work for the CIA.
- Kris Munroe: Listen, do you think Bosley will realize that I never drove a station wagon?
- Kelly Garrett: Bri will.