- Arlo Spinner: Hey, you got a great sense of humor. You ever think of modeling rackets?
- Kelly Garrett: You mean just rackets?
- Arlo Spinner: Hm-hm.
- Kelly Garrett: Mother would never approve.
- Arlo Spinner: Well, would we have to tell her?
- Kelly Garrett: I tell mother everything.
- Ronny Kyle: Hey, sweetie, where's your friend? The one with the legs?
- Sabrina Duncan: Gee, that's kinda funny, I really hadn't noticed that girls are the only ones who have legs.
- Ronny Kyle: Huh, the only ones that count. Sit, I'm buying.
- Kris Munroe: You know, you must be a really heavy sleeper, sleeping through all those gun shots.
- Ronny Kyle: Listen, It's none of your business, but I don't like what you're getting at, so I'll tell ya: I wasn't around here this morning.
- Kris Munroe: Oh, how come?
- Ronny Kyle: You really are a nosy broad!
- John Bosley: [Bosley has his eye on a suspect] At a place and time of my chosing, I'll play her little game, and I'll play it better...