- John Bosley: I stopped by your house and your maid told me you were here, so I took a small liberty.
- Mrs. Evers: Did you enjoy it?
- John Bosley: Enjoy what?
- Mrs. Evers: Taking a small liberty with my maid?
- Kelly Garrett: [talking out loud in front of Marvin at Goldman Laboratories] I never realized Little Bo Peep was so mature.
- Sabrina Duncan: [Watching Marvin's "free form" movie] That is NOT the Little Bo Peep I knew and loved as a child.
- Kelly Garrett: Yeah, well, this is the unabridged edition.
- Baylor: [Explaining to Jill what drives him to be a prosecutor] My old man was a preacher. A sho' nuff, Texas-born, hellfire, dust road preacher. And he always told me, "Walk briskly towards the Lord 'cause if you look back you'll see the devil's face and turn to stone." So I guess I've been in fast forward all my life.
- Tolchuk: [Sabrina questions the burly, bearded, fatigues-wearing leader of a fringe group about the movie he's picking up] The film is about... white bread.
- Sabrina Duncan: White bread?
- Tolchuk: The rape of the wheat.
- Sabrina Duncan: [Puzzled] How do you rape wheat?
- Tolchuk: Not me! Them!
- Sabrina Duncan: [Frightened] I didn't mean you, I didn't mean you.
- Tolchuk: The great energy comes from the god sun. And it hammers its rays into the earth. And the great water gun in the sky spits down the rains. And the plow ruptures the dirt. And out of the anguish and the agony the seed quietly explodes! And then it becomes wheat. And it sacrifices its virgin stalk under the deadly blade of the scythe. And, and then, this, this rich, golden bounty is raped by your modern processing plant.
- Sabrina Duncan: [Stunned] I never thought of it that way.
- Tolchuk: [Climbing into the back of a military truck filled with his fellow guerrillas] Comes the revolution, you will.
- Sabrina Duncan: [Questioning Marvin] Were you shooting one of your epidermal epics then?
- Marvin Goldman: "Sally of Sin City."
- John Bosley: [Impressed] That is a very provocative title.
- Marvin Goldman: I thought of it myself.
- John Bosley: Oh, Marvin, you are a very enterprising fellow.
- Jill Munroe: Not to mention a liar, pornographer, blackmailer.
- Marvin Goldman: Well, I never said I was perfect.
- Sabrina Duncan: [to Marvin] There's also a certain Mr. Parmadoor. Now he nearly fed himself to his fish when I mentioned your name.