- Tiffany Welles: Do you know of anything that might link Beth and Jenny together?
- Susan: They were both English majors... Oh, they both had a crush on our famous Dr. Fairgate.
- Tiffany Welles: A crush eh? How bad?
- Susan: Total and all-consuming.
- Tiffany Welles: Oh, one of those.
- Willamena Campbell: This isn't the Colorado section, Zack.
- Tiffany Welles: [to Bosley] Zack?
- John Bosley: [reading the title of a book he just picked up for show] "Phänomenologie des Geistes". Very interesting flavor for a western, wouldn't you say?
- Willamena Campbell: A tutonic western?
- John Bosley: Uh-huh.
- Willamena Campbell: How unique!
- Tiffany Welles: [Bosley and Willamena walk off]
- [to herself]
- Tiffany Welles: Wunderbar...
- Tiffany Welles: You don't believe in wasting any time, do you?
- Prof. James Fairgate: No, I have very high standards. And when I find someone that meets them, I believe in action.
- Tiffany Welles: Well, that leads me to counter with a reaction.
- Prof. James Fairgate: Which is?
- Tiffany Welles: To leave things on a business level. At least for now.
- Prof. James Fairgate: Then there is a possibility?
- Tiffany Welles: There's always a possibility.