- John Bosley: Well, we're gonna have to have somebody out at the estate, to be a bodyguard.
- Tim Stone: Oh, I've arranged for Kris to be Uncle Jake's houseguest.
- John Bosley: Oh, well, eh, we were planning on putting Kelly inside the house.
- Tim Stone: [glances at Kelly] No, it, it'd better be Kris.
- Kris Munroe: Why?
- Tim Stone: Uncle Jake...
- [nervous smile]
- Tim Stone: ... likes blondes. I'll pick you up around three.
- [turns and leaves]
- Kelly Garrett: [smiles and slaps her thigh] Well, I could've worn a wig...
- John Bosley: Well, Fairly Enterprises is a front for the mob. Back in the bad old days, the owner used to be the member of a family headed by guess who?
- Sabrina Duncan: Renaldi.
- John Bosley: Hm-hmm.
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, so much for his nice new image.
- John Bosley: Oh, Renaldi is mobbed up, he always has been. He probably makes this Rocky Canyon Beer in a bathtub.
- Tim Stone: You wanna know who inherits all this? I do. All the maintenance costs, repair bills, debts... The money's all gone, Kris, he's squandered most of it redecorating this house, before he asked me to come here and run things.
- Tim Stone: I remember you. You're the ex-cop Uncle Jake tried to hire.
- Kris Munroe: Ironic, isn't it? Asked twice to investigate a murder that you commited?
- Gordon Sanders: [chuckles] You're smart, you're smarter than the other Rosemary.
- Sabrina Duncan: What do you mean 'how do they make the blood spurt'?
- John Bosley: Oh, uh, well, he's, uh, retired now, he works as a technical advisor on gangster films. I've always wanted to know how they make that blood spurt.
- Sabrina Duncan: Bosley, you are disgusting!
- John Bosley: Yeah, I know it.