- [last lines]
- Toby Hauser: Y'know, in a way it's nice to be a repentant sinner. This is the second party I've had this week.
- Cathy Hauser: Toby had his one-month celebration as a member of Gamblers Anonymous. They made him a cake. He had to blow out the candles and everything.
- Toby Hauser: Yeah. I had to make an oath I'd never bet again. It's corny but it's effective.
- Frank Cannon: [notices flames leaping in the grill] Oops, there go those coals again!
- [picks up squirt gun]
- Toby Hauser: Here, let me do that.
- Frank Cannon: What?
- Toby Hauser: Let me try.
- Frank Cannon: Eight to five you can make it.
- Toby Hauser: Okay, you're on.
- [realizing he's been tricked, squirts Cannon with the squirt gun]
- Frank Cannon, Toby Hauser, Cathy Hauser: [laughter, roll end credits]
- Ben Logan: You're still eating well, I see. Well, this is an occasion.
- [offers Frank a cigar from his humidor]
- Ben Logan: Let's see, how far do we go back? About twenty years. You're the first guy who busted me.
- Frank Cannon: Well, I had to do something right.
- Ben Logan: First and last time.