- Gil Grissom: Judy, would you like to be part of a little experiment?
- Judy Tremont: I'm just secretary. Besides, I heard what you did to Greg's feet.
- Greg Sanders: I'm afraid I don't have time for your humour, Ecklie has a multiple, Warrick tells me his home invasion is top of the heap and I'm still backed up with Catherine's no suspect rape. It's like one servant many masters, you know what I'm saying?
- Gil Grissom: Greg, this is your DNA lab. You are the master. We serve you.
- Greg Sanders: Your stuff just moved to the top of the pile.
- Gil Grissom: Hey Doc, tell me something I don't know.
- Dr. Al Robbins: When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry.
- Gil Grissom: [to Warrick] What do you weigh?
- Warrick Brown: Uh, that's between me and my trainer.
- Gil Grissom: Do I have to get a scale?
- Warrick Brown: A buck 95, give or take a doughnut.
- [Grissom turns to Sara]
- Sara Sidle: Don't even ask, I'm not telling you.
- Gil Grissom: Warrick, would you lie down on the floor.
- Warrick Brown: I don't get paid enough to play dead.
- Gil Grissom: Please?
- [Warrick gets on the floor]
- [Gil Grissom is using a hand-held metal detector, which starts ringing]
- Sara Sidle: What do you got?
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: You've got your gloves on.
- [Sara Sidle pulls out a gun off dead leaves]
- Sara Sidle: Looking for a knife... recover a gun.
- C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom: What is happening to our parks?