Quotes
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[last lines]
[final scene; Toni and Sharon prepared a celebratory dinner of hamburgers and kelp salad for the Central L.A. team. Sergeants Aikens & Getraer and Ponch serve themselves]
Sgt. Aikens : Well, J. Rodney Cameron has some very influential friends. Probably spend three years inside. You know, the one who arrested the guy?
Sgt. Joseph Getraer : Yeah. But when we left him, he wasn't singing, but he was humming.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Hey, Aikens, why don't you try the salad? It's delicious.
Sgt. Aikens : What is it, kelp?
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Yeah.
Sgt. Aikens : Oh, yeah, I love it.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Figures.
[Ponch sits down with Jon, Jed, Bear, Grossie, and Bonnie]
Officer Bonnie Clark : Sergeant, what's gonna happen to those two guys that sunk the boat?
Sgt. Aikens : They belong to the Feds. We don't need them.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : [eats his burger] Hey, Sharon, these burgers are super. Did you make 'em?
Sharon : No, they're Toni's invention.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Great, Toni. How did you get that flavor?
Toni : Oh, it's a combination of things. Mostly seaweed and shark meat.
[the camera freezes on Jon and Ponch, completely shocked]
Toni : [jokes; Sharon smiles] Kidding, Ponch. Just kidding.
[Bonnie laughs, Jed chuckles, and Ponch & Jon smirks with Bear smiling in the background. The camera then freezes on Sgts. Aikens and Getraer, both smiling]
Officer Arthur Grossman : [mumbles] It's good.
[Jon laughs. The camera freezes back on Ponch & Jon with Bear in the background, then fades to black]
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[Ponch, Jon, Bear, and Bonnie are having lunch at Toni & Sharon's place]
Sharon : [explains about Kelp] Actually, all kelp or seaweed is one of seven forms of algae. Right now, I'm working with the Fale Fita and the giant Macrocystis. I'm trying to breed in some of the better qualities of Irish Red. It's a lot richer.
Officer Bonnie Clark : Didn't they used to use kelp to for making soap?
Sharon : Right, for the alkali. But now there are cheaper sources.
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : [enjoying his salad] Jon, Bear, try this salad.
[Jon takes a bite of his salad]
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : [to Sharon] Who made this, you?
Sharon : Uh-huh. Like it?
Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello : Fantastic, Sharon. It's delicious. Mmm! What's in it?
Sharon : Mostly... seaweed.
[Jon is not too crazy on the kelp salad]
Officer Jon Baker : Hey Ponch, you can have mine. I'll take your burger.