- T.C. Hunsacker: You guys are betting on me to mess up?
- Officer Bonnie Clark: Well, we just figured your reputation was a little exaggerated.
- T.C. Hunsacker: How many in this pool?
- T.C. Hunsacker: [out on patrol] Say, Ponch, when can I corrupt your taste with a visit to the Picasso exhibit?
- Officer Frank Poncherello: I'm not ready for three-eyed women yet.