Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Superstar (2000)
Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya
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Quotes
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[Giles and company are researching old magic books]
Riley Finn : These spells. These really work? I mean, can you really turn your enemies inside out, or learn to excrete gold coins?
Anya : That one's not so much fun.
Willow Rosenberg : They work, Riley, but they take concentration, being attuned with the forces of the universe.
Xander Harris : Right, you can't just go
[reading]
Xander Harris : "librum incendere" and expect...
[Xander's book bursts into flames and he slams it shut, extinguishing it]
Giles : Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
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Riley Finn : Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt *way* too tall.
Xander Harris : I liked his clothes. He had really cool clothes.
Willow Rosenberg : I still don't understand how he got the house and everything.
Anya : And who really did star in The Matrix?
Riley Finn : Wait! That wasn't real either?
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Buffy : Anya, when you were a demon, you granted wishes, right?
Anya : Vengeance wishes on ex-boyfriends. I'd wish he was a dog, or ugly, or in love with President McKinley or something.
Buffy : But someone could wish the whole world to be different, right? That's possible?
Anya : Sure, alternate realities. You could, uh, could have like a world without shrimp, or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. You could even make like a-a freaky world where Jonathan's, like, some kind of not-perfect mouth-breather if that's what's blowing up your skirt these days. Just don't ask me to live there.
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Buffy : Anya, tell them about the alternate universes.
Anya : Oh, okay, um... say you really like shrimp a lot, or we could say you don't like shrimp at all. "*Blah*, I wish there weren't any shrimp," you'd say to yourself...
Buffy : Stop! You're saying it wrong... I think that Jonathan may be doing something so that he's manipulating the world, and we're all, like, his pawns.
Anya : Or prawns.
Buffy : Stop with the shrimp! I am trying to do something here!
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Xander Harris : [practicing a quick draw with a stake] The quick draw is about more than speed. It's also about pointing the stake the right way. And there can be splinter issues. It is a true test of dexterity.
Anya : [re milk carton] Can you open this?
Xander Harris : No. I tear it and it gets all sloshy.
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[first lines]
[Buffy knocks a vampire down]
Buffy Summers : Xander! Anya!
[Xander and Anya try to hold the vampire]
Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, another one!
[Buffy starts fighting another vampire]
Willow Rosenberg : Buffy!
[tosses Buffy a stake and she dusts the first vampire as the other runs away]
Buffy Summers : Where's the other one.
Xander Harris : Where's the other one.
Anya : In there.