Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Hell's Bells (2002)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, it's hideous. Oh, my God, Buffy. Look at its arms.

  Buffy Summers : I know... but it's my duty.

  [shows their green dresses] 

  Buffy Summers : I'm Buffy the Bridesmaid.

  Willow Rosenberg : Duty-schmuty. I'm supposed to be best man. Shouldn't I be all Marlene Dietrichy in a dashing tuxedo number?

• Tony Harris : Hey, what do ya say we slip in the back room and I show you my...

  Buffy : You finish that sentence, and I guarantee you won't have *anything* to show.

• Buffy : You look great, Mr. About To Get Married. You're glowing. Oh, my God. Maybe you're pregnant!

• Spike : Meet my friend?

  Buffy : No. Not yet. But she seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous.

  Spike : [sighs]  Is it working?

  Buffy : A little... It doesn't change anything, but if-if you're wildly curious, yeah, it hurts.

  Spike : I'm sorry. Or, good!

• Xander Harris : It's dead.

  Buffy Summers : Yup.

  Willow Rosenberg : Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers.

• Xander Harris : It fit when I picked up the tux. How could it not fit now?

  Buffy Summers : It'll fit.

  Xander Harris : Aw, man. What if it doesn't? What if I can't wear my cummerbund? And then the whole world can see the place where my pants meet my shirt! Buffy, that cannot happen! I must wear das cummerbund!

• [trying to stall the wedding while Willow searches for Xander] 

  Buffy : There's just gonna be a little bit of a delay.

  Anya : Why? What's wrong?

  Buffy : Nothing! Nothing's wrong. It-It's just, um... It's the-the minister. He had, uh, to go and perform an emergency C-section.

  Anya : [confused]  C-section?

  Buffy : Yeah, ya know. He-He's, uh, not-not just a minister. He-He's also a-a doctor. You know, he's half minister, half doctor. He's a-a, uh, a minitor. Not, of course, to be confused with a Minotaur, because he's all, you know, man-ness, doctor minister man. No-no bull parts whatsoever.

  Anya : Uh-huh.

• Dawn Summers : Should we do something for her? Anything?

  Willow Rosenberg : She wants to be alone. That's what she wants. Oh, God, it just hurts my heart to think of her.

  Buffy : I I know. The whole thing hurts my heart.

  Dawn Summers : I thought they were happy.

  Buffy : They were. I know they were. They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.

  Dawn Summers : Why did this happen?

  Willow Rosenberg : I don't know. I feel like I should be hating Xander, but I can't. I just

  [sighs] 

  Willow Rosenberg : I just hope he's okay.

  Dawn Summers : I wonder where he is.