Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (1998)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Amy. Good to see you. You're a witch.
Amy Madison : No, I'm not. That-that was my mom, remember?
Xander Harris : Yeah. I'm thinkin' it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Miss Beakman. Maybe I should go tell somebody.
Amy Madison : Wha... That's not even... That is so mean!
Xander Harris : Blackmail is such an ugly word.
Amy Madison : I didn't say blackmail.
Xander Harris : Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up.
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Rupert Giles : I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this.
Xander Harris : Oh, no. I'm twice the fool it takes to do somethin' like this.
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Drusilla : Your face is a poem. I can read it.
Xander Harris : Really? It doesn't say "spare me" by any chance?
Drusilla : Shhh... How do you feel about eternal life?
Xander Harris : We couldn't just start with a coffee? A movie, maybe?
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Xander Harris : It's time for me to act like a man... and hide!
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[last lines]
Cordelia Chase : Oh, God. What have I done? They're never gonna speak to me again.
Xander Harris : Oh, sure they are. If it helps, when we're around them, you and I can fight a lot.
Cordelia Chase : You promise?
Xander Harris : You can pretty much count on it.
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[first lines]
Xander Harris : So what do you think?
Buffy Summers : It's nice.
Xander Harris : But do you think Cordelia will like it?
Buffy Summers : I don't know. Does she know what one of these is?
Xander Harris : [laughs] Okay, big yacks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?
Buffy Summers : I'm sorry. But never.
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Xander Harris : I wish dating was like slaying, you know. Simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.
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Rupert Giles : Xander...! Where's Buffy?
Xander Harris : [to Oz] Amy turned her into a rat.
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Xander Harris : [laughs] This time I'm ready for ya. No F for Xander today. No, this baby's my ticket to a sweet D minus.
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Willow Rosenberg : [after popping up in his bed behind him] Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
Xander Harris : [nervously] Good job.
[chuckles]
Xander Harris : High marks.
Willow Rosenberg : Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.
Xander Harris : Yeah, but, Will, we were both in footie pajamas.
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Xander Harris : Well, this is new territory for me. I mean, my Valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.