- [after riding the roller coaster]
- Cory Matthews: Piece of cake.
- Eric Matthews: What?
- Cory Matthews: I just threw up a piece of cake.
- Jonathan Turner: I am never gonna look at you the same again. That took guts! If you want the Ski Club you've got the Ski Club.
- George Feeny: Don't want Ski Club!
- Jonathan Turner: You want the Chess Club?
- George Feeny: Don't want Chess Club!
- Jonathan Turner: What do you want?
- George Feeny: I want you to help get the kid off my back.
- Eric: [Cory and Mr. Feeny are about to ride the roller coaster] Cory, get out of that car, it's too dangerous, you'll kill yourself! Mr. Feeny, enjoy the ride!
- Mr. George Feeny: [salutes]
- Shawn Hunter: So you're not mad at me?
- Cory Matthews: No.
- Shawn Hunter: So you're mad at Eric?
- Cory Matthews: No, I'm not mad at anybody. See, everybody did what they were supposed to do. I mean, you guys went out with cool girls from New York, and I stayed at home playing Candy Land with my sister. And lost.