Boston Legal (TV Series)
Truly, Madly, Deeply (2005)
William Shatner: Denny Crane
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Quotes
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Judge Harvey Cooper : You can stop trying to get yourself off the case, counsel. That isn't going to happen.
Denny Crane : Look, Judge, I can't defend a man who raped and murdered a 13-year-old girl.
Judge Harvey Cooper : Somebody's got to do it.
Denny Crane : Why me?
Judge Harvey Cooper : Because I said so.
Denny Crane : [sighs] Which brings me to my second issue.
Judge Harvey Cooper : Which is?
Denny Crane : You're a douchebag. I don't do well with douchebags.
Judge Harvey Cooper : [grins] That won't work, either. You will try this case.
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Denny Crane : [Alan visits Denny in jail] I'm old... and I'm not going to spend what time I have left, not even a day, defending child... rapist killers. I'd rather go to jail myself.
[changes subject]
Denny Crane : I hear you're afraid of clowns.
Alan Shore : First time in my professional career I actually froze.
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Denny Crane : Bet you'd lick my shoes for a murder case, wouldn't you, kid?
Garrett Wells : I would, sir.
Denny Crane : [hands over a folder] Because I like you, you don't have to lick 'em. Just dust 'em with your sleeve.
Garrett Wells : Yes, sir.