Bob Patterson (TV Series)
Pilot (2001)
Robert Klein: Landau
Quotes
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Bob Patterson : Look at that, would-would you look at that?
Landau : What's wrong? I'm seeing magic. Magic is happening.
[looking at a video of Bob and John Tesh on a beach together talking]
Bob Patterson : Would you look at the two of us together? It's like John Tesh took his nephew to the beach!
Landau : Fine, if it bothers you I'll talk to the production guy; there's tricks they can do.
Bob Patterson : Tricks? Wha-what kind of tricks?
Landau : Tricks! I don't know, you saw "The Matrix."
Bob Patterson : "The Matrix"? I don't want to jump over Tesh; I just don't wanna look like I'm giving him a Lewinski.