Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Nob and Nobility (1987)

Chris Barrie: Ambassador - a Fearsome Revolutionary

Quotes 

• Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince : Look, mate, me old mate... We're both working class; we both these rich b*stards; I mean, come on, come on, me old mucker, just, just let me go - you've got nothing against me...

  Ambassador - Fearsome Revolutionary : On the contrarie! I you English with your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper, and your ridiculous preconception that Frenchmen are great lovers...

  [looks both ways, then speaks softly] 

  Ambassador - Fearsome Revolutionary : *I'm* French, and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit-pois.