Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Dish and Dishonesty (1987)

Simon Osborne: Pitt the Younger, the Prime Minister

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• Pitt the Younger : I intend to put my own brother up as a candidate against you.

  Blackadder : And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?

• Pitt the Younger : Mr. Speaker, Members of the House, I shall be brief, as I have rather unfortunately become Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams.

• Pitt the Younger : I now call on the Leader of the Opposition to test me on my Latin vocab.

• Prince George : I say, Blackadder, are you sure this is the PM? Seems more like an oily tick to me. When I was at school, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make 'em bend over, and use 'em as a toast rack.

  Pitt the Younger : It doesn't surprise me, sir, I know your sort. Once, it was I who stood in the big, cold schoolroom, a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Since that day, I have been busy every hour God sent, working to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it.

  Blackadder : [Casually]  I trust you weren't too busy to remove the crumpet.