Blackadder the Third (TV Series)

Amy and Amiability (1987)

Hugh Laurie: The Prince Regent, their master

Photos 

Quotes 

• Prince George : Right, so what's the plan?

  Blackadder : Well I thought I could take her a short note, expressing your honourable intentions.

  Prince George : Yes, yes. I think so too. All right then, well take this down; From His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales to Miss Amy Hardwood:

  Prince George : Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

  Prince George : Well, what do you think?

  Blackadder : It's very moving sir. Would you mind if I changed just one tiny aspect of it?

  Prince George : Which one?

  Blackadder : The words.

  Prince George : Oh yes, I'll leave the details to you, Blackadder. Just make sure she knows I'm all man, with a bit of animal thrown in! Rawr!

  Blackadder : Certainly sir.

• Blackadder : If you can't make money you'll have to marry it.

  Prince George : Marry? Never! I'm a gay bachelor, Blackadder. I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger, and a puker. I can't marry. I'm young, I'm firm buttocked, I'm, I'm...

  Blackadder : Broke.

  Prince George : Well, yes, I suppose.

  Blackadder : And don't forget, sir, that the modern church smiles on roaring and gorging within wedlock. And indeed rogering is keenly encouraged.

  Prince George : And the puking?

  Blackadder : I believe it is still very much down to the conscience of the individual church-goer.

• Prince George : Ah, brekkers! I could eat 14 trays of it this morning and still have room for a dolphin on toast.

  Blackadder : Any particular reason for this gluttinous levity, sir?

  Prince George : Well, what do you think, Black Adder? I'm in love. I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love. Oh, Amy, bless all ten of your tiny little pinkies.