Blackadder the Third (TV Series)
Amy and Amiability (1987)
Warren Clarke: Mr. Hardwood, her father
Quotes
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Blackadder : Sir. I come as emissary of his highness the Prince of Wales with the most splendid of news. He wants your lovely daughter for his wife.
Josiah Hardwood : [disgusted] Well his wife can't have her. It's outrageous that you should come here with such a suggestion.
[Rising angrily]
Josiah Hardwood : Mind sir or I shall take off my belt and by thunder, me trousers will fall down.
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Josiah Hardwood : I'd no more place my daughter in the hands of an unworthy man than I'd place my john thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors.
