Blackadder II (TV Series)

Head (1986)

Tony Robinson: Baldrick

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Blackadder : Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?

  Baldrick : Some beans.

  Blackadder : Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

  Baldrick : A very small casserole.

  Blackadder : Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?

  Baldrick : Three.

  Blackadder : What?

  Baldrick : ...and that one.

  Blackadder : Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?

  Baldrick : Oh. Some beans.

  Blackadder : Yes. To you Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?