Blackadder II (TV Series)

Beer (1986)

Tony Robinson: Baldrick

Quotes 

• Blackadder : Baldrick! Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?

  Baldrick : To catch mice my lord. I lie on the floor with my mouth open and hope they scurry in.

  Blackadder : And do they?

  Baldrick : Not yet my lord.

  Blackadder : That's right, your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom.

• Blackadder : Baldrick, get the door.

  [there is a crash and Baldrick enters with the door] 

  Blackadder : Now, Baldrick, I advise you to make whatever explanation you are about to give exceptionally good.

  Baldrick : You said get the door.

  Blackadder : Not good enough, you're fired.

  Baldrick : But, my Lord, I've been in your family since 1532.

  Blackadder : So has syphilis. Now get out.

• Blackadder : So, Baldrick, when I call for my incredibly strong ale, I want you to pass me water. Understand?

  Baldrick : Yes, m'lord. When you ask for ale, I pass water.