Blackadder II (TV Series)

Beer (1986)

Tim McInnerny: Lord Percy

Quotes 

• Blackadder : Which reminds me, Auntie...

  Lady Whiteadder : Don't call me "Auntie." Aunt is a relative and relatives are evidence of sex. Which is hardly a fitting conversation for the dinner table.

  Blackadder : Or indeed, any table.

  Lord Percy : Except perhaps a table in a brothel.

• Blackadder : Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.

  Lord Percy : Yes, I heard that.

  Blackadder : Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.

• Blackadder : Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.

  Lord Percy : Yes, I've heard that.

  Blackadder : Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.