Blackadder II (TV Series)
Beer (1986)
Roger Blake: Geoffrey Piddle
Quotes
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Simon Partridge : [as Queen Elizabeth emerges from the closet] Whoa, another stripper.
Geoffrey Piddle : [as Lord Whiteadder also appears] And a male stripper!
Monk : Oh yes, this is much more like it!
[removes The Queen's cloak, revealing her identity]
Simon Partridge : And she's come dressed as the queen.
Geoffrey Piddle : Sexy!
Queen Elizabeth : [indignant] Do you know who I am?
Blackadder : [entering] Yes. I know who you are.
Geoffrey Piddle : Who?
Blackadder : You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.
Queen Elizabeth : Wrong, I'm afraid. I am the Queen of England.
[they all kneel]
Queen Elizabeth : I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.
Simon Partridge : Prove it!
Queen Elizabeth : [playfully] Certainly will.
[picks up a large mug of beer]
Queen Elizabeth : First I'm going to have a little drinkie, and then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you.