Blackadder II (TV Series)
Beer (1986)
Miranda Richardson: Queen Elizabeth I
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Quotes
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Simon Partridge : [as Queen Elizabeth emerges from the closet] Whoa, another stripper.
Geoffrey Piddle : [as Lord Whiteadder also appears] And a male stripper!
Monk : Oh yes, this is much more like it!
[removes The Queen's cloak, revealing her identity]
Simon Partridge : And she's come dressed as the queen.
Geoffrey Piddle : Sexy!
Queen Elizabeth : [indignant] Do you know who I am?
Blackadder : [entering] Yes. I know who you are.
Geoffrey Piddle : Who?
Blackadder : You're Merlin, the Happy Pig.
Queen Elizabeth : Wrong, I'm afraid. I am the Queen of England.
[they all kneel]
Queen Elizabeth : I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman. But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant.
Simon Partridge : Prove it!
Queen Elizabeth : [playfully] Certainly will.
[picks up a large mug of beer]
Queen Elizabeth : First I'm going to have a little drinkie, and then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you.
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[Elizabeth has coerced Blackadder into having a drinking party that night. He is trying to get it postponed a day because his rich Puritan relatives will be visiting]
Queen Elizabeth : I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party. I found you face-down in a puddle, wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.
Blackadder : Yes, all right! All right! Tonight it is!
Queen Elizabeth : Oh, Edmund... I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face.
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Queen Elizabeth : [about Lord Melchett, who is drunk] He was banging on the castle gates and falling over, and singing a curious song about a girl who possessed something called... a dicky-dido?
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Queen Elizabeth : [Elizabeth has coerced Blackadder into having a drinking party that night. He is trying to get it postponed a day because his rich Puritan relatives will be visiting] I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party. I found you face-down in a puddle, wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.
Blackadder : [Stands in resigned frustration] Yes, all right! All right! Tonight it is!
Queen Elizabeth : [Smiling and flirtatiously] Oh, Edmund... I do love it when you get cross. Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face.