Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)
Corporal Punishment (1989)
Hugh Laurie: Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh
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Quotes
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Lieutenant George : I'm thick. I'm as thick as the big print version of the Complete Works of Charles Dickens.
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Lieutenant George : My head... oh, my head... feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.
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[Baldrick enters the witness box at Blackadder's trial]
Captain Blackadder : [whispering] Baldrick, deny everything.
Lieutenant George : You are Private Baldrick?
Private Baldrick : No.
Lieutenant George : Are you not Captain Blackadder's batman?
Private Baldrick : No.
[Blackadder beats his head against the desk]
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Lieutenant George : I'm a complete duffer at this sort of thing. In the School Debating Society I was voted Boy Least Likely to Complete a Coherent... erm...
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Private Baldrick : Pigeon, sir! There's a pigeon in our trench!
Lieutenant George : Ah, now this is it.
Lieutenant George : It's one of the king's carrier pigeons.
Private Baldrick : No it's not, sir, that pigeon couldn't carry the king.
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Lieutenant George : You're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to pile of poo.