Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)
Corporal Punishment (1989)
Rowan Atkinson: Captain Edmund Blackadder
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Quotes
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[last lines]
[Blackadder has found Baldrick and George drunk]
Private Baldrick : I think I can explain sir.
Captain Blackadder : Can you, Baldrick?
Private Baldrick : No.
Captain Blackadder : As I suspected. I'm not a religious man as you know, but henceforth I shall pray nightly to the God who killed Cain and squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice with the pair of you.
[the phone rings. Blackadder snatches it up]
Captain Blackadder : Blackadder. Ah, Captain Darling. Well, you know, some of us just have friends in high places, I suppose. No I can hear you perfectly. You want what? You want two volunteers for a mission into No Man's Land. Codename "Operation Certain Death". Yes I think I have just the fellows.
[He hangs up and looks at the two]
Captain Blackadder : God is very quick these days.
[George and Baldrick look terrified]
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[Baldrick enters the witness box at Blackadder's trial]
Captain Blackadder : [whispering] Baldrick, deny everything.
Lieutenant George : You are Private Baldrick?
Private Baldrick : No.
Lieutenant George : Are you not Captain Blackadder's batman?
Private Baldrick : No.
[Blackadder beats his head against the desk]
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[Blackadder is about to be shot]
Corporal Perkins : Well, Captain, I've got to admire your balls.
Captain Blackadder : Perhaps later.
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Captain Blackadder : [on the telephone] You'd like to book a table for three, by the window, for 9:30 p.m., not too near the band, in the name of "Oberleutnant von Genschler". Yes? Yes? I think you might have the wrong number.
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[Blackadder is waiting in his prison cell for the inevitable day when he will be executed]
Corporal Perkins : Do you mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir?
Captain Blackadder : No, no, not at all. My diary's pretty empty this week. Let's see, Thursday morning, get shot, yes, that's about it, actually.
Corporal Perkins : It's just there's a few chaps out here would like a bit of a chinwag.
Captain Blackadder : Oh, lovely. Always keen to meet new people.
[a small group of soldiers enter the cell]
Corporal Perkins : Corporal Jones and Privates Spacer, Robinson, and Tipplewick
All : Hello.
Captain Blackadder : Oh, nice of you to drop by. And what do you do?
Corporal Jones : We're your firing squad, sir.