Black Books (TV Series)

Hello Sun (2002)

Tamsin Greig: Fran

Quotes 

• Fran : Do you know that in Tibet when they want something they give something away?

  Bernard : Do they? That must be why they're such a dominant global power.

• Fran : So what's it like then? The fags and booze.

  Bernard : Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

  Fran : Yep...

  Bernard : You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

  Fran : Yep...

  Bernard : ..."This is fantastic. I'm in heaven."

• Fran : If I was any more relaxed, you could pour me into a bowl.

• Eva : How about a treat?

  Fran : It's not that carrot thing again?