Black Books (TV Series)
A Nice Change (2002)
Dylan Moran: Bernard Black
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Quotes
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[discussing what film to see at the cinema]
Bernard : What's this? "'Blue Tunes' - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Minnie Driver...
Fran : Oh, I hate her.
Bernard : ...Grouchy Leonard Blue runs a second hand record shop with his half-wit mustachioed assistant Danny...
[Manny tuts]
Bernard : ...when this zany pair team up with bitchy, neurotic neighbour Pam things are sure to be a riot of laughs". Where do they get this crap?
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Bernard : [to Manny] Get away from me! It was a thrill to recreate with you, but now our association ends. You have brought nothing but pain, penury, and strife into my days. I wish you good fortune in whatever avenue of life you assault with your presence. Here's your redundancy package, here; I'm sorry most of it's in Fenobian wooden dollars, but that's largely your fault! Now good luck, and goodbye!
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Bernard : Ha-ha! Naughty little passport! Hiding in the crisps again!
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Bernard : A HA! Naughty little passport! Hiding in the crisps again!
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Manny : [Reading a movie review from the newspaper] Regression,Richard Geer: He has to kill himself to go back to the past to rescue himself as a child,so that he can grow up to kill himself to go back in the past to rescue himself as a child,so he can grow up...
Bernard : No!What's this?
[reading from the paper]
Bernard : Blue Tunes,Matt Damon,Ben Affleck,Minnie Driver: Bernard Blue runs a second hand records shop with his half-wit mustachioed assistant Danny.The zany pair team up with bitchy neurotic neighbor Pam,things are sure to be a riot of laughs.Where do they get this crap!