Blackadder (TV Series)

The Queen of Spain's Beard (1983)

David Nunn: 3rd Messenger, 4th Messenger

Quotes 

• 3rd & 4th Messengers : My Lord, news: the Swiss have invaded France.

  King Richard IV : Excellent!

  [to one of his men who is standing in attendance] 

  King Richard IV : Wessex, while they're away, take ten thousand troops and pillage Geneva.

  Lord Chiswick : But the Swiss are our allies, My Lord.

  King Richard IV : Oh yes... Well, er, get them to dress up as Germans, will you?