- Jaime Sommers: [about Max] He likes you.
- Oscar Goldman: Well, I like him too, Jaime, I just don't want a tongue all over my face, that's all.
- Jaime Sommers: And you think he's gone to Hidalgo and you want me to follow him in there.
- Oscar Goldman: Right.
- Jaime Sommers: Wrong. Listen, you've got plenty of men who can handle this job - why are you sending me?
- Oscar Goldman: I sent two of my agents into Hidalgo. I haven't heard from them since.
- Jaime Sommers: Oh, swell.
- Jaime Sommers: Petie, you know what? There ain't know way you're getting your hands on that money to see it, feel it, smell it, touch it, no way, nada. Okay? Now you go down to the jeep, get the things, and I will clean up as you so graciously offered.
- Petie 'The Weasel' Regan: I was, I was just testing to see if I could trust you. You scored zip. Zip!
- Jaime Sommers: I was, I was just testing to see if I could trust you. You scored zip. Zip!
- Petie 'The Weasel' Regan: My word, that ain't worth nothing. What do you think they call me 'The Weasel' for?
- Madeline Boylin: [about Jaime] She was trying to rob me.
- One-Eyed-One: Robbing? That is a man's work. I am taking you to Señor Gustave.
- Gustave: A dancer? Well, my guests get little enough entertainment as it is, so you must dance for us. And I'll feed your fingers to the iguanas before I kill you both, if she doesn't dance very, very good.