Bewitched (TV Series)

I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha (1964)

Dick York: Darrin Stephens

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Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : You're a what?

  Samantha : I'm a witch!

  Darrin Stephens : That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

  Samantha : Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.

  Darrin Stephens : It MUST be the champagne. Now, darling, it's been a hectic day for both of us. This getting married is tougher than it looks.

  Samantha : Would I say I am a witch if I'm not?

  Darrin Stephens : I don't know. I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. Whenever it rains she insists on climbing up on the garage roof to warn the sailors.

  Samantha : How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?

  Darrin Stephens : Huh?

  Samantha : Maybe you were the one who was looking straight at a lighthouse and thought you were seeing an old lady on a garage roof.

• Darrin Stephens : [Samantha and Darrin on their honeymoon]  I wish I had a drink.

  [drink appears in his hand] 

  Darrin Stephens : ... an Old Fashioned?

  [an Old Fashioned drink appears] 

  Darrin Stephens : ... and a straw?

  [straw appears in drink] 

  Darrin Stephens : You're a witch?

  Samantha : That's what I've been trying to tell you.

• Darrin Stephens : Sam, I'm not saying you were entirely wrong. Sheila had it coming, but you went a little too far.

  Samantha : For a while there, it was kind of hard to tell which witch was which.

  Darrin Stephens : Sam.

  Samantha : Just a little play on words.

• Darrin Stephens : I have an aunt who thinks she's a lighthouse. And whenever it rains, she insists on climbing on the garage roof to warn the sailors.

  Samantha : How do you know she isn't a lighthouse?

• Darrin Stephens : You're a what?

  Samantha : I'm a witch.

  Darrin Stephens : That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

  Samantha : Now. I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.

• Darrin Stephens : I'm married to a witch. A real live house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring, card-carrying witch.

  Doctor Koblin : You came to me for advise. I'll give you some. Now that you've had your honeymoon, why don't you take a vacation?

• Darrin Stephens : Al, my wife is witch.

  Bartender : Cheer up. You should see my wife.

• Darrin Stephens : I'm only trying to say that you broke your promise. You gave me your word. No more...

  Samantha : Stuff? It's harder to break the habit than I thought.

  Darrin Stephens : Well you can do it. I've got a lot of faith in you. Oh, thank you darling.

• Darrin Stephens : So my wife's a witch. Every married man has to make some adjustment.

• Darrin Stephens : [to Samantha]  I have yet to see a table lighter that works. Just once I'd like to see...

  [Samantha magically lights the lighter] 

• Darrin Stephens : Well, it's bedtime.

  Samantha : I've just got to get this kitchen cleaned up.

  Darrin Stephens : Tomorrow.

  Samantha : That's what you said last night.

  Darrin Stephens : Yeah. Well... Don't take too long.

  Samantha : Oh, well.